I am legend ??

What a weird name for a movie... but still a Will Smith starrer with such a weird title would have a lot of expectations. Guys guys... that dude is a great actor... everybody loved him in "The pursuit of happYness". I did too and he almost made me cry with his exceptional performance. So here we were.. got the front row tickets about 5 metres from the screen gonna watch the legend movie!!

The movie opens with a news clip showing a mad scientist boasting of finding a cure to cancer by "reprogramming a virus" (how lame could that be... but wait the movie gets lamer every minute)... haan so where were we... yeah she grins all the time expecting a Nobel for her miracle virus. Fast forward 3 years... every human is dead except for our MAN... Willy is the only dude alive on this planet !!!!

He drives around in an extra shiny '07 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500... WOW what a ride !! He uses it to hunt deers/antelopes/lamas/camels/etc on the streets of Manhattan Island, er which now is a jungle ... hmm lame ?? yeah it is. But our dude aint that good in shootin n drivin at the same time... I was praying that he doesnt bang tht God of a car into some tree !! Well, the loser doesnt kill any deer and decides to starve for the day!!

It appears that the cancer cure virus mutated and killed everyone and the survivors turned to some nocturnal zombies who feed on those who are alive... yuck!!
Our dude somehow is immune and he also doubles up as a Bio-hazard scientist who is hellbent at finding a cure and save the planet!! The entire movie was a dud... it was like rolling "Cast Away" and "Resident Evil" into one single movie :-(

I was so disappointed to see an actor of Willy's calibre being wasted over a lame sci-fi movie !! The only good things in the movie were the Ford Mustang, Will's M-16 rifle and his bitch.. er i mean the real female dog. The critter was a damn good actor. The movie ends with the line "blah blah blah... blah blah blah...more blah blah blah... and this is his legend" and u feel like cryin out loud "I am MORON" !!!

Hmmm but what if you were in his position... unleashed in a city all alone among wild animals, zombies, a ford mustang, an assault rifle and a bitch to help you out... wouldnt that be fun ?? huh ??

Tum se hi

Na hai ye paana... na khona hi hai
Tera na hona jaane... kyun hona hi hai.
Tum se hi din hota hai... surmayi shaam aati hai...
Tum se hi... tum se hi
Har ghadi saans aati hai... zindagi kehlati hai...
Tum se hi... tum se hi !!!

-- Jab We Met

Long time since i heard a good meaningful song. These lyrics have some mysterious goodness in them, at least i feel it that way.

Love n Hate

Here i am back in business after a slumber of four months. Had a lot of dumb, moronic, fun-filled, happy, sad, painful and of course life changing events. But who cares ... gotta move on or i ll miss the morning bus !!So where was i ... yeah, so many things happened so fast in the last few months... twas more like a John Woo movie for me.

life changing event huh?? yeah i resigned from my current job :-) ... and I am glad that I did tht... I am glad. There were so many things i loved and hated about this job.I guess in the end the hatred weighed more than my love towards it !! i guess everyone loves and hates things in our life... we humans cant live without that. You cant accept anything thats thrown in to your way. We have our own likes and dislikes.... hmmm that inpires me to make a list of what i love and hate the most.... hate being the evil of the two should go first !!!

1. I hate tomato fry !!! Our housemaid i guess has a tomato farm, she cant make any gravy without tomato in it.Hell... she ll put tomatoes in fruit salads if we ask her to make one.. Yuck.... soon me n my roommates gonna get kidney stones eating all those tomatoes.

2. I hate backstabbing bastards. Havent met many, but its not hard to find this brand of a-holes in the software industry.

3. I hate the IT-Highway in chennai. For laymen... this is supposed to be a 6-lane highway with IT-parks laced on either side. Now taking a bus ride on this stretch is comparable to the thrills of flying to the space in a shuttle.Once i happened to go on this road on ma bike... i cud hear it scream "Mercy O Master... Mercy !!!"

4. I hate washing clothes. Believe me i believe prospective bodybuilders should try out wringing 5 jeans a day. You could develop Salman Uncle style biceps in a week.

Yuck i dont feel like continuing more wth my hatred... aah sigh now the good list...

1. I love my friends. Feeling sad, lonely, bored, disillusioned or wanna blah blah? Friends are the best medicine to all the above disorders !! I simply love mine !!

2. I love my bike. Its a black beauty. A tamed monster. A head turner.. i could go on n on :)

3. I love pencils. "A picture says a thousand words". Some 18th century dude said that. Guess he should be labeled the World's first dude!!

4. I love my cellphone. OM GRAHAMBELLaaya NAMAHA !!!

5. I love Catherine Zeta Jones... phew!! no comments on that :-)

Hmmm, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. Why am i writing this bullshit in the middle of the night when i gotta go to office tomorrow. Guess i am a crack!!!