Some little things that happened recently....
1)Was returning from my hometown, Trivandrum. There was this beautiful european tourist in the next seat. Suddenly she turns to me and asks "Mavellikkara ethra manikku yethum?" ("What time do we reach Mavelikkara?") in perfect fluent malayalam. My jaw dropped and hit the floor in amazement. I was surprised, shocked and quite amused to see a firangi speaking my native tongue. I assumed that she must have learnt a few phrases or sentences, but on "further investigation" i learnt that she speaks mallu more fluently than i do and though she was from Germany she even learnt to read n write mallu coz she was born and educated in kerala...boo hoo then i realised that i cant read mallu !! what a shame !!! :(
2)Took the local train for the second time today. It's been two years in this unforgiving city and i had never traveled on the famous MRTS* trains of Chennai until last week. By far the most efficient , the fastest, the greenest and the cheapest transport available in chennai. Hey bangloreans u dont have an MRTS to boast of :P. I was quite amazed at the frequency at which the trains run and the best part is that there are no traffic jams or roadblocks. Most of the train routes are on overhead tracks giving you a snapshot of the chennai city... and er dont forget to hold your breath or pinch your nose when running over the open sewers though... ugh ;)
3)Went to watch a movie tonight. Rambo !!! It was more of a cannibal cuisine cookbook. It has got full instructions on how to make human salad, sambhar, thoran, chammandi etc. CUT, SLICE, SMACK, ZAP, SWISH, DICE, CHOP, MINCE... And if u are thirsty... just take a truckload of bad burmese soldiers... pop a jeep mounted high calibre machine gun in front of them and squeeze the trigger. Who wants a blender... huh?? Tasty burmese soldier soup ready to serve !! Or maybe if u r old school type like Mr Rambo, u could experiment with a machete to make some bad guy tikka at home.... eeeeeeewwwww grosss !!!
*MRTS = Mass Rapid Transit System... cool huh !!
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a beautiful european sitting next to u nd all u worry is abt ur mallu???!!!!! wat a shame!!
nd rambo, hope u havn't forgotten the 'classy' dialogues by mr.Sly b4 he entered the 'kitchen'.
nice one!
i wud have been in total shock 2.. if i saw a foreign lady speaking good malayalam. thank god u didnt pass any "charakku" comment and she heard. imagine that
hey,
You should have said to the bird, ''Right, babe... I don’t understand it, but what does 'sundaran' mean, because ever since I got off the train, all the girls keep calling me that''. That’s one hell of a chat up line. My oh my, am I starting to swing the other way, I hope not, Nice to meet you! Good post btw!
Its never too late to learn malayalam.
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